Hand this child my phone with the forward facing camera on so I can change her diaper, and she ended up snapping some pics.
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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it
mom: “who ate the last string cheese?!”
girl u make my
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
last night we were sitting in my friend’s basement and my other friend just randomly blurts out in a serious tone “you know something….if I had three penises, I’d braid them”
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this